Ever wondered how you, your lover, friend or family SunSigns go about their everyday life, from nitpicking to cleaning the toilet?
Here’s a lighthearted view - prepare to laugh at yourself!
More to come.. come back soon!
Astro Lover Break-Up
Aries When it’s over it’s over, I don’t look back.
Taurus There’s no way I’ll apologize, so forget it.
Gemini Of course I’m nice, but I’ll bitch behind your back.
Cancer The iron door shuts; I’m the ice-madam or man.
Leo It was only a little affair; it didn’t mean anything.
Virgo If you were perfect I wouldn’t have to be so critical.
Libra The best part of breaking up is making up.
Scorpio I’ll manipulate making-up to ruthlessly break-up.
Sagittarius Instead of being honest, it’s tinged with rudeness.
Capricorn Stay tuned for the next cutting letter or email.
Aquarius Don’t be sensitive, I’m the master of sarcasm.
Pisces I don’t want you, but I’ll keep my options open.
Astro Couch Potato
Aries I watch 2 shows at once, that’s what adverts are for.
Taurus Munchies; gourmet pizza, chocolate, and martini.
Gemini History or discovery TV, and I will talk if I want to.
Cancer Solitude time: go away, don’t bother me, and don’t call.
Leo The more the merrier, we’re having a movie matinee.
Virgo Get your feet off the couch. Did that crisp fall on the floor?
Libra Life balance; relax, chill out, just what I need!
Scorpio Come over here you gorgeous handsome thing!
Sagittarius Relax? Let’s do the relax thing with some friends.
Capricorn I get the TV control and it’s not negotiable.
Aquarius How about a game of scrabble or trivia.
Pisces Let’s snuggle up together; who cares what’s on TV.
Astro Leave Early Excuse
Aries I’m on flexi-time, I started early!
Taurus A business meeting (in the Hamptons)!
Gemini Transport is on strike today, isn’t it?
Cancer Sorry, my kids are sick, it’s time to leave.
Leo I’m at a business lunch, I won’t be back.
Virgo Buying office supplies on my way home.
Libra It’s my turn to cash in on favors.
Scorpio Don’t messes with me; I’ll go if I want.
Sagittarius I’m working from home, with fewer distractions.
Capricorn I don’t need an excuse; I’m the boss.
Aquarius I’m in a bad mood, nobody wants me around.
Pisces Off to my self-improvement course, at the hotel!
Astro Money Matters
Aries I love those get-rich-quick schemes, some of them work!
Taurus Money: I need it, so if I can’t earn it, I’ll marry it.
Gemini You can’t take it with you, so you may as well enjoy it.
Cancer I can intuitively predict just what to invest in.
Leo Spend, save and live well; that’s my golden rule!
Virgo Security; with money in the bank, I sleep better.
Libra The more I value myself, the more I’m worth.
Scorpio My money’s hidden; I’m not telling you, it’s a secret.
Sagittarius Money comes when I need it; I’m lucky like that.
Capricorn I’m in control: independent and financially secure.
Aquarius The more money I have, the more life options I have.
Pisces I make wise investments to support expensive habits.
Aries Forgetting the keys and locking myself out.
Taurus Losing all my money on investments.
Gemini Not having anyone to play scrabble with.
Cancer Heights, I like to my feet firmly on the ground.
Leo Failing in society and loosing respect of my peeps.
Virgo A germ phobic, obsessed with hand washing.
Libra Can’t stand spiders and creepy crawly things.
Scorpio Loosing my virginity, no, I mean not losing it.
Sagittarius Not being able to fly, with the threat of terrorism.
Capricorn Can’t stand being out of control; too vulnerable.
Aquarius I’d hate to lose my mind; I couldn’t stand that.
Pisces Seeing life as it is, day-dreaming keeps me sane.
Aries If I don’t like something, anything, you’ll hear about it.
Taurus Indulgent spending is not in the budget.
Gemini I’m done with talking about you, what about me.
Cancer No more nit-picking, 2 strikes and you’re out.
Leo You have to be presentable to be on my arm.
Virgo Put the seat down and the cap on the toothpaste.
Libra Sloppy dresser, bad grooming or killer breath.
Scorpio Don’t keep me waiting or you’ll be in trouble.
Sagittarius Get a life; be an individual, I’m not your parent.
Capricorn I can’t stand lazy people who can’t help themselves.
Aquarius If I’m in a contrary mood, everything’s annoying.
Pisces I don’t mean it, but I can find your most vulnerable point.
Aries It’s clean. How much time do you want me to spend!
Taurus It’s the latest most expensive model in home beautiful.
Gemini Gel, cream, brush, sponge; all these products for one job?
Cancer Don’t do it for me, how will I know it’s clean, I’ll do it thanks.
Leo Me, clean, you can’t be serious? It’s the maid’s job.
Virgo Gloves, apron, and facemask: it’s contagious in there?
Libra Still in the supermarket - so many products to choose.
Scorpio What’s all the fuss about? Just clean it and get on with it.
Sagittarius Details! Keep traveling, and you don’t have to worry about it.
Capricorn It’s scheduled for Saturday 10.00, otherwise, do it yourself.
Aquarius Move into the 21st century - this model is self-cleaning.
Pisces. Isn’t it clean? I dreamt that someone else cleaned it!
Aries A good ole Greek salad, it has something for everyone.
Taurus Wedge of Iceberg: The gourmet type, blue cheese dressing.
Gemini Keep it interesting, add everything so it looks less like a salad.
Cancer I make my own, can’t trust anyone else to wash the lettuce?
Leo Chef’s salad: The one with everything, forget the expense!
Virgo Hold the onions and olives and put the dressing on the side.
Libra Let’s get 2 salads, different lettuce and we can share them.
Scorpio Add some oysters with the lettuce, they’re an aphrodisiac.
Sagittarius One of those fat free, carb free, protein type salads.
Capricorn Traditional Caesar, my favorite restaurant makes it to order.
Aquarius Organic everything, otherwise salad is not salad, is it?
Pisces Chopped salad, it’s cosmopolitan and easy to eat.
Aries I hate stupid people; I can't help it, that's my manner
Taurus Food; stop right now! I've got to eat or I get very irritable!
Gemini Pleeease let me talk to someone, I'm having withdrawals
Cancer My home’s perfect. Well, it was before you moved everything.
Leo I’m not a quite achiever? If you've got it, flaunt it.
Virgo I'm a neat freak. Wash your hands before touching that.
Libra Look, if you’re going to argue all the time you can leave.
Scorpio They call me the zodiac sex siren? He (or she) is hot, got to go!
Sagittarius Don't talk to me about trivia, say something intelligent.
Capricorn There's business to do, money to make. Wait your turn.
Aquarius People are more important than things... aren't they?
Pisces Daydreaming. It's how I get inspired about life!
Aries I’m running late; get out of my way, now!
Taurus Leave me alone, I’m reading the paper.
Gemini Who needs to sit, I’ll just stand.
Cancer Don’t touch me and don’t look at me.
Leo Do you have premium seating?
Virgo Did you just see what that person did?
Libra Yuck, how filthy is that.
Scorpio I like to people watch.
Sagittarius I’d rather not; I think I’ll walk.
Capricorn I’m minding my own business.
Aquarius Lets just get to where we’re going.
Pisces You can meet people anywhere.
Jennifer Angel © 2005